Top 30+ Funny Quotes About Twitter by Famous People

1. "Ask not what your twitter can do for you, ask what you can do for your twitter." 
   -John F. Kennedy
2. "140 characters ought to be enough for anybody.."
   -Bill Gates
3. "Hey, you! Get off of my twitter."
   -Mick Jagger
4. "You can stand under my twitter, twitter, twitter." 
   -Rihanna
5. "The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind." 
   -Bob Dylan
6. "My waking thoughts are all of twitter."
   -Napoleon
7. "Happiness is a warm twitter." 
   -John Lennon
8. "There is nothing either good or bad but twittering makes it so." 
   -William Shakespeare
9. "You should be retweeted and often and by someone who knows how." 
   -Clark Gable
10. "I twitter my painting, and then I paint my twitter." 
    -Vincent Van Gogh
11. “The Milky Way is nothing else but a mass of innumerable consonants planted together in twitterations.” 
    -Galileo Galilei
12. "It is true that twitter is precious—so precious that it must be rationed." 
    -Vladimir Lenin
13. "Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all with only 140 characters?" 
    -Marcel Marceau
14. "How tweet it is to be loved by you." 
    -James Taylor
15. "There is no cure for twitter." 
    -Dorothy Parker
16. "I still haven't found what I'm twittering for." 
    -Bono
17. "To err is human, to twitter is divine." 
    -Alexander Pope
18. "Mankind naturally and generally loved to be twittered." 
    -Benjamin Franklin
19. Men's natures are alike; it is their twitters that separate them." 
    -Confucious
20. "I think I'm an alright twitterer." 
    -Todd Snider
21. "I type 140 characters a SECOND. But it's in my own language." 
    -Mitch Hedberg
22. "My intention was not to fascinate the world with my twitter." 
    -Mike Tyson
23. "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be Twitter." 
    -Eleanor Roosevelt
24. "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Twitter." 
    -Al Gore
25. "Listen, everyone is entitled to my twitter." 
    -Madonna
26. "I know how hard it is to put food on your twitter." 
    -George W. Bush
27. "The only thing to twitter about is twittering itself." 
    -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
28. "I'm tired of twittering." 
    -Harry Houdini
29. "You are what you tweet" 
    -Dr. Victor Hugo Lindlahr
30. "I tweet, therefore I am" 
    -Rene Descartes
31. "Twitter is mankind's greatest blessing". 
    -Mark Twain
32. "Twitter is reason gone mad. 
    -Groucho Marx
33. "Tweer is just another defense against the universe. 
    -Mel Brooks

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